… I ain’t got shit to do… guess I’ll post something!
Except it’s past midnight, so I guess it’s technically Saturday. And I just stopped stuffing envelopes for my job (“Make a Ripple – Make a Difference” – y’all should come, June 10th!), so I guess technically I do have shit to do. And a job. Oh well.
I was at the dog park early this morning, and no less than five people commented on what a cute dog I have. I can’t help it. She’s cute. It’s the ears, and the eyeliner. Anyway, I found myself wondering what the correct response to that is. Normally I say “Thank you,” but that seems kinda silly. “Thanks, she was pretty dog-ugly until I gussied her up. It’s all thanks to me, that cuteness.”
So what is a correct response?
“I know, right?”
“Sure, but wait until you get to know her.”
“Shit, don’t let her hear that. She’s already got a big head.”
“Yep, that’s why she ain’t been et’ yet.”
(by the way, I had a few martinis while I was stuffing envelopes. It makes the time flyyyyyy by.)